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Written by Jennifer Nickert
The music swells, you feel tingles in your
toes and you lean in for the magical kiss... sometimes it's not so
magical. Sometimes it's downright uncomfortable, undesirable
and plain old icky.
I've kissed a lot of frogs looking for my
prince. My first kiss with someone I dated for a long time
was the least romantic kiss of my life, he charged at me from
across the room and knocked his teeth into mine so hard I thought
I chipped a tooth. So much for the slow, sweet heads moving
closer move. His kisses definitely improved with time, but
he's lucky he got a second chance after that emergency room kiss.
Some other memorable kisses...
The Snake: When someone wedges their
tongue in your mouth and wiggles their tongue like a snake.
This move always makes me laugh. I can't keep a straight
face. I'm in shock they think thats sexy.
The Lizard: Sadly I've had this kiss from
multiple men. It's women they dart their tongue in and out
rythmically. It gives me the willies. Are they trying
to push something down my throat?
Perpetual Tongue Kissers: The ones who
never take their tongue out of my mouth, I had to push a guys head
off mine so I could swallow my own saliva.
The Emergency Room Kiss: When they kiss
so hard they knock your teeth, lose their tongue ring in my mouth,
or I come back with gum I wasn't chewing in the first place.
My friend John suggested these also:
Chipmunk kiss: When you
both kiss each other real fast on the lips.
Alien Kiss: When you both
place your lips together and suck in the air.
Dog
kiss: weird but could not think of anything else
Talk funny kiss: On person
sucks on the other’s tongue while try to talk. Weird,,,,but
hilarious
Telepathic Kiss: Were you both put your
foreheads together look at each other in the eyes and think of
kissing
Australian Kiss: not PG Kiss down under…. I
was running out of ideas,
Cartoon Kiss: Just some
crazy sounding kiss
Dramatic Kiss: When you grab the girl tilt
her back and kiss like the movies
Kissing Basics:
1. When you go on a date or know you
will be with the opposite sex, or heck even the public have fresh
breath. I always, brush, floss, mouth wash and then I still chew gum
or have a mint handy.
2. Keep it simple. You don't
have to reinvent the wheel. No need to get all crazy with
that tongue, it's not called so you think you can tongue.
3. Whether is a soft sweet teasing
kiss or you grab them by the hair and pull them into you for a
passionate kiss, go with your instinct and be yourself.
If your kisses go well and you get
additional dates there will come a time when there will be a
sleepover. Here are a few tips for avoiding morning breath.
My friend Christopher told me about the coolest girl he ever
dated. He said his date popped a cherry Jolly Rancher in her
mouth right before their morning kissing. Having candy or
gum on the nightstand is great, but you can lesson your need for
it by drinking lots of water. You produce less saliva while
you sleep and dry mouths equal stale mouths. Have some water
near the bed for some quick hydration or down some before bed.
However you do it, whether it makes you
laugh, makes you tingle or gives you shivers enjoy those kisses.
There is something wonderful about a first kiss and a thousandth
kiss with someone you love. Pucker up and go kiss someone
right now!
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